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愚人节经典英语笑话
1、why are people tired on april fool's day?(愚人节人们为什么疲倦?)
答:because they have just had a long march。(因为他们刚过了长长的三月。march 三月:行军)
2、what weather do mice and rats fear?(老鼠害怕什么天气?)
答:when it's raining cats and dogs。(下大雨。rain cats and dogs 下大雨 )
3、when do dogs refuse to follow their masters?(狗什么时候不愿跟随主人?)
答:when their masters go to the flea market。(主人去跳蚤市场时。flea 跳蚤 flea market 旧货市场 )
4、what question can never be answered by “yes”?(哪个问题永远不能回答“是的”?)
答:are you asleep?(你睡着了吗)
5、what tree is always very sad?(那种树总是很伤心?)
答:weeping willow。(垂柳 weep哭泣 willow柳树)
6、when can you get water with a net?(什么时候可以用网兜装水?)
答:when water is turned into ice。(当水结成冰时)
7、why is the pig always eating?猪为什么没完没了地吃?
答:he's making a hog of himself。它想成为一只肉猪。
8、what's the longest word in the world?世界上最长的单词是什么?
答:smiles。 because there's a mile between the letter 's'。微笑。因为两个字母s中间隔了一里。
9、what question is that to which you must always answer "yes"? 什么问题你只能回答“yes”?
答:"what does y-e-s spell?"(当别人问你)“yes”怎么拼?
10、where were you when the power was cut off? 当停电的时候你在哪?
答:in the darkness。 在黑暗中
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