愚人节经典英语笑话大全

愚人节来啦，这些经典的英语笑话你知道吗？愚人节来“玩”一把！

1. Why are people tired on April Fool's Day？ (愚人节人们为什么疲倦？)

答：Because they have just had a long March。 ( 因为他们刚过了长长的三月。March 三月；行军)

2.What weather do mice and rats fear？ (老鼠害怕什么天气？)

答：When it's raining cats and dogs。(下大雨。rain cats and dogs 下大雨 )

3.When do dogs refuse to follow their masters？ (狗什么时候不愿跟随主人？)

答：When their masters go to the flea market。(主人去跳蚤市场时。Flea 跳蚤 flea market 旧货市场 )

4.What question can never be answered by “yes”？ (哪个问题永远不能回答“是的”？)

答：Are you asleep？ (你睡着了吗)

5.What tree is always very sad？ (哪种树总是很伤心？)

答：Weeping willow。 ( 垂柳 weep哭泣 willow柳树)

6.When can you get water with a net？ (什么时候可以用网兜装水？)

答：When water is turned into ice。 (当水结成冰时)

7.Why is the pig always eating？猪为什么没完没了地吃？

答：He's making a hog of himself。它想成为一只肉猪。

8.What's the longest word in the world？世界上最长的单词是什么？

答：Smiles。 Because there's a mile between the letter 's'。微笑。因为两个字母S中间隔了一里。

9.What question is that to which you must always answer "yes"？ 什么问题你只能回答“yes”？

答："What does y-e-s spell？" (当别人问你)“yes”怎么拼？

10.Where were you when the power was cut off？ 当停电的时候你在哪？

答：In the darkness。 在黑暗中